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Sardharji selling parachute, jump from plane n press button & you can land safely.

CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open????

Sardharji : PAISA WAPAS.......

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A Sardharji is walking along the road. He sees a banana peel. What does he think??

--"HAT, Aj phir girna padega!!"

Then next day he is walking along the road, he sees two banana peels. What does he think????????

--"Ispe giru, ya uspe????"

Then the day after that he sees a lot of banana peels on the road. So he calls home and tells his wife..

--"Aj ghar late aaoonga!!"

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Bush: Impossible does not come in my dictionary...

Sardharji: Phir dictionary dhek ke kharidni chahiye thi na

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ekbar light gai hui thi..

Sardharji 1: arre Banta bahuat garmi ho rahi hai, zara pankha lagana..

Sardharji 2 : kardi na sardaronwali baat!! pankha lagaya to moombatti bujh na jayegi??

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Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?

Sardharji : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga"!.

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.

Pehle bhi 100Rs. ka bharwaata tha, aur abb bhi 100Rs. ka bharwaata hoon."

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A lady calls a Sardharji for repairing door bell.

Sardharji does not turn up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Sardharji replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

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A Sardharji is repeatedly buying movie tickets.

On being asked, Sardharji replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.

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Interviewer: How does electric motor run?

Sardharji: DDdhhhuuuurrrrr....

Interviewer shouts: Stop it!

Sardharji: ddhhurr ddhpp ddpp dduupp ddupp pp zz.

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